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My name is Ash. I am an INFP type (Whatever that means). I love art and some other things, like rap music and roleplaying. I'm part of a few fandoms, but mostly Homestuck, Pokemon and Super Mario Bros. at the moment. I try to be nice, but I will not settle for sexism, racism, or homophobia.
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What if when we greeted each other, instead of shaking hands we shook penises instead?

2 weeks ago on August 2nd | J | 2 notes

pokeballssohard:

pokeballssohard:

So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911 

And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake. 

He loved it.

C’mon guys. My friend got stabbed and we got him a sorry you got stabbed cake.

I told him I’d make him internet famous, don’t let me down guys.

2 months ago on June 19th | J | 110,908 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[thegamercat] (featuring Pusheen)

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegamercat] (featuring Pusheen)

2 months ago on June 19th | J | 22,860 notes
glooptastic:

haha what a dork

glooptastic:

haha what a dork

2 months ago on June 19th | J | 2,865 notes

starkesthour:

when friends start shipping your OTP

image

2 months ago on June 19th | J | 36,669 notes

spacephantom:

important finds outside my apartment this morning: one small tiny little cowboy hat

2 months ago on June 19th | J | 57,883 notes
plays

reaill:

more like second best line in an anime ever

2 months ago on June 19th | J | 19,796 notes
drcrunk:

if i had a dollar

drcrunk:

if i had a dollar

2 months ago on May 29th | J | 53,802 notes

hipsteristuck:

tiesexual:

alongcameatom:

solluxcaptor:

johnbootybert:

professorgoogoo:

John messes up.

John you idiot

NOO THIS MADE ME REALLY SAD?? NO

YOU DUN FUCKED UP JOHN

CRUIYBF

JOHN, YOU DICKFACE

2 months ago on May 29th | J | 24,438 notes
My activity’s just sad.

My activity’s just sad.

2 months ago on May 29th | J | 1 note